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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I helped schmot_guyz hide a body (-173 points). In January I gave kintotech a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I set clockworkkestle's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-333 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, gears_of_gold

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